Midichlorian Rhapsody – ovvero 3 capitoli di Star Wars in 6 minuti


Mai titolo più adatto per questa cover della famosissima Bohemian Rhapsody dei compianti Queen, rivista nel testo ci offre un nerdissimo riassunto in 6 minuti degli ultimi 3 capitoli cioè il Primo, il Secondo ed il Terzo capitolo della saga di Star Wars.

Ciancio alle bande e guardate (in fondo il testo):

I’ve got no real life, I live on Tattooine
Working for Watto – He just flaps like a buzzing bee.

Open my eyes, two suns in the sky I see…

I’m just a slave boy (slave boy), I’ve got no place to be
And so I build a pod, build a droid, Obi-Wan gets annoyed
Where did Qui-gon Jinn go?
Does the Light Side matter to me? To me…

Mama, just met a man
Put a needle in my arm, got a look of deep alarm
Mama, he says that I’m the One
And now he says that I must go away

Mama, ooh, didn’t mean to make you cry
If I don’t win the speed-pod race tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if I were not splattered…

Too late, I saw her face
And though I’m just a boy, I’ll gladly be her toy
Goobye Amidala, I’ve got to go
Gotta go and fix the Force with Qui-gon Jinn!

Jar-Jar, ooh, (worse than C-3-P-O)
You’re surely Naboo’s pride
Though I sometimes wish you’d never been born at all!

I see a little tin tea kettle of a droid
Boba Fett, Boba Fett, was your father named Jango?
Clones and Dooku’s lightning, very very frightening me!
Master Yoda, Master Yoda
Master Yoda, Master Yoda
Master Yoda, make him go
(Send in the clones…)

I pout like a small boy, why does she love me?
He pouts like a small boy, in him what does she see?
This sad romance – just a monstrosity!

Laser gun, 3-P-O, Kenobi, let me grow
Mace Windu! No! We will not let you grow!
(Let him grow!)
Mace Windu! We will not let you grow!
(Let him grow!)
Mace Windu! We will not let you grow!
(Let me grow!)
Will not let you grow! (Let me grow!)
Will not let you grow! (Let me grow!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mama Schmi-o, Mama Schmi-o, Tusken Raiders let her go!
Lord Palpatine has a dark suit put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can train me – just one more Jedi?
So you think you can burn me and leave me to die?
Kenobi, can’t do this to me, Obi
Just gotta go Dark, just gotta go Dark Side, it’s clear!

The Light Side doesn’t matter,
Anyone can see,
The Light Side doesn’t matter,
The Light Side doesn’t matter to me…

Where did Qui-gon Jinn go?

Midichlorian Rhapsody – ovvero 3 capitoli di Star Wars in 6 minuti ultima modifica: 2012-09-06T14:19:21+00:00 da Enrico

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