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Midichlorian Rhapsody – ovvero 3 capitoli di Star Wars in 6 minuti

Ciancio alle bande e guardate (in fondo il testo): I’ve got no real life, I live on Tattooine Working for Watto – He just flaps like a buzzing bee. Open my eyes, two suns in the sky I see… I’m just a slave boy (slave boy), I’ve got no place to be And so I build a pod, build a droid, Obi-Wan gets annoyed Where did Qui-gon Jinn go? Does the Light Side matter to me? To me… Mama, just met a man Put a needle in my arm, got a look of deep alarm Mama, he says that I’m the One And now he says that I must go away Mama, ooh, didn’t mean to make you cry If I don’t win the speed-pod race tomorrow Carry on, carry on As if I were not splattered… Too late, I saw her face And though I’m just a boy, I’ll gladly be her toy Goobye Amidala, I’ve got to go Gotta go and fix the Force with Qui-gon Jinn! Jar-Jar, ooh, (worse than C-3-P-O) You’re surely Naboo’s pride Though I sometimes wish you’d never been born at all! I see a little tin tea kettle of a droid Boba Fett, Boba Fett, was your father named Jango? Clones and Dooku’s lightning, very very frightening me! Master Yoda, Master Yoda Master Yoda, Master Yoda Master Yoda, make him go (Send in the clones…) I pout like a small boy, why does she love me? He pouts like a small boy, in him what does she see? This sad romance – just a monstrosity! Laser gun, 3-P-O, Kenobi, let me grow Mace Windu! No! We will not let you grow! (Let him grow!) Mace Windu! We will not let you grow! (Let him grow!) Mace Windu! We will not let you grow! (Let me grow!) Will not let you grow! (Let me grow!) Will not let you grow! (Let me grow!) No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Mama Schmi-o, Mama Schmi-o, Tusken Raiders let her go! Lord Palpatine has a dark suit put aside for me, for me, for me! So you think you can train me – just one more Jedi? So you think you can burn me and leave me to die? Kenobi, can’t do this to me, Obi Just gotta go Dark, just gotta go Dark Side, it’s clear! The Light Side doesn’t matter, Anyone can see, The Light Side doesn’t matter, The Light Side doesn’t matter to me… Where did Qui-gon Jinn go?]]>